<<Meant for my friends who can read and understand Hindi>>gag #1
Banta to Airhostess "Aap ki surat meri biwi se milti hai"
Airhostess ne zordar thappad banta ke muh pe mara.
Banta : "Kamaal hai! Aadat bhi milti hai.
gag #2
Ambani: If i start driving my car @ sunrise, i won't be able to cover even half of my estate by sunset.
Santa: Even i had such a useless car, but i sold it !!!!
gag #3
Santa 15 Saal tak Ro-Ro k Aulad k liye dua Mangta raha,mangta raha,
1 Din Bhgwan dukhi hokar aaye aur bole: Tenu khuda da Vasta,
Pehla Shadi ta Karla Mere Baap
gag #4
Santa:Yaar me to duvidha me fas gya.
Banta:Wo kaise.
Santa:Yaar Biwi k makeup ka kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur makeup na kare to Biwi bardasht nahi hoti!
gag #5
Banta, getting late for a meeting & not finding a parking space, looked up towards heaven & said, "Waheguru, take pity on me. If you find me a parking spot I will go to Gurudwara every Sunday for the rest of my life & give up daaru."
Miraculously a parking spot appeared. Banta looked up again & said, "Never mind. I found one......":
gag #6
Santa- Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye.
Salesman-plain mein dikhau?
Santa - nai...helicopter mein dikha saale bandar ki aulad..mazak udata hain.
