Folks, if you are married or going to get married, you must read them. These one liners are so funny that I could not resist collecting and consolidating them. They are not meant to offend anybody and neither are they reflection of my thinking. I hope they flex your facial, jaw and throat muscles for a while. If you don't like them, just ignore this as another blog post!1. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
2. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
